Real vampires dont sparkle!

“…..Lets hide the bodies under the bridge…” – Slug of Atmosphere

Bloody, dangerous, mysterious, sexual deviants, gods of the underworld, slippery, sly, conniving, hungry, immortal, faithless, carefree and damn right crazy.  These are the words that in my opinion describe a true vampire not words like, sparkly, day-walking, loving, animal eating ect

The vampire culture has taken over the worlds youth. But instead of using vampires like the ones seen in blade, From Dusk to Dawn and even Buffy the vampire slayer.  We have been exposed to Edward Cullen! The gayest vampire, for heaven’s sake he even sparkles! The youth of today have been “glamoured or compelled” into loving the greatest myth of the underworld, but not knowing the truth.

I will admit I enjoy the series, true blood and even vampire diaries. I love the romance and forbidden love of Vampire Diaries and that vampires are an almost accepted race in True Blood. And even though the writers twisted the facts they were still more realistic than Stephanie Meyer, the writer of twilight, who not only allows her vampires to walk in the middle of the day but she lets them sparkle within direct sunlight, (yes I have an issue with the sparkles)

It breaks my heart that vampires have been dolled up and “cutie-fied”. They are psychotic man eating, blood sucking creatures with no feelings of love or regret. Who fry in the sun, can’t live on animal blood, which are repelled by crucifixes, garlic and holy water. I sometimes fantasize that the grossest most unattractive vampires tear up the world, and destroy every teenage idea of vampires and then  saving only me and making me their queen.

“It leaned to one side. Its skin was fresh and flushed. The nails were evilly long , sharp and pointed. The mouth crooked and grinning, slobbered with blood from its last night of rampage. A stake was driven through its wicked heart and a terrible screech uttered, as the vampire gushed and squirted gallons of warm blood. It burst into flames and moments later, all that remained were the ashes of count Dracula, the vile vampire”