You know you’re a Hatfield regular when:

·         you refer to Drop Zone as “Mordor” or “Droppas”.

·         you greet at least half the bar men / bar ladies working in Drop Zone / Herr Gunters / OppiSquare / Cheeky Monkey / Aandklas.

·         you know exactly what a Chicken Surprise is at Vetkoek Maleis.

·         you know who everyone is talking about when they refer to “the cigar lady”.

·         you don’t find spontaneous table dancing at Aandklas strange or odd.

·         you know the ingredients and taste of a Pan Galactic Goggle Blaster / Cheeky Ice Tea at Cheeky Monkey out of the back of your mind.

·         you know where someone wants to go when they refer to the “Afternoon Cocktail special”.

·         you know what the terms “Oom Wors” and “Tannie Wors” refers to.

·         you know exactly what “Lets Go Upstairs” means when you are in Hatfield.

·         you order brandy & coke at the bar referring to it as “A brandy special”.

·         you laugh at people from Johannesburg / Cape Town / Durban who are claiming to be experts on pub crawling.

·         you give your liver a pep talk before a huge rugby match / concert.

·         you’ve been to multiple TUKS FM New Years Eve parties.

·         you know what a “jam jar” is.